Wyck Recommends: New Toronto Fish & Chips – A $10.95 Time Machine (with Gravy , Sadly No Poutine) * gravy cost extra.
Picture this: You’re walking down Fifth Street in Etobicoke and you blink—suddenly it’s 1984, and you’re in a cozy little diner that hasn’t changed since fish and chips were a national personality trait. No neon signs. No food trends. Just good value, kind people, and bomb gravy.
What We Had:
Fish & Chips Combo (Haddock) – crispy battered fish, golden fries, side of coleslaw
Gravy on the side – not included, costs extra, but honestly? Worth it.
Combo Price: $10.95 before tax. In this economy? Practically historic.
Service: Genuinely lovely. The older woman behind the counter is warm and welcoming, and the server was helpful, calm, and kind.
Vibe Check:
It’s giving retro realness—wood-paneled walls, red vinyl booths, and classic diner energy. No trendy decor. No playlist. Just the comforting hum of a place that knows exactly what it is.
Usually quiet—no rush, no chaos, just you and your perfectly fried lunch.
The Space Itself:
Simple, clean, and charming in that “my grandparents would love this” kind of way. Booths, counter service, a few local newspaper clippings on the wall—nothing fancy, everything familiar. A rare spot where you can sit down and still hear yourself think.
About the Neighborhood:
New Toronto is full of surprises—quiet, low-key, and just steps from the lake.
Fun fact: New Toronto used to be its own town until Etobicoke annexed it in the '60s. This place feels like a relic from before that ever happened.
Hits:
✔️ $10.95 for haddock, fries, and slaw—absolute steal
✔️ Gravy (extra) is rich, flavorful, and worth every penny
✔️ Friendly, old-school service with heart
✔️ Real seating, real plates, real peace
✔️ A hidden gem that deserves more traffic
Misses:
✖️ No poutine (gravy this good deserves better destiny)
✖️ It’s not flashy—don’t come for the vibes, come for the meal
✖️ It may not “wow” foodies, but it absolutely delivers
Final Verdict:
It’s not the trendiest fish and chips spot—but it’s one of the most genuine. Delicious, affordable, and served with kindness. A neighborhood secret that shouldn’t stay a secret.
Rating: 4.1/5
Perfect for: Solo lunches, no-fuss classics, comfort food in peace
Avoid if: You need Insta-friendly plating or can’t function without aioli
Posted 4/9/2025